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Aquatic Species at Risk in the Sydenham Watershed |
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Silly Jokes |
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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks Can you say this five times. Five fish faces What is a frog's favourite year ? Leap year Why didn’t the crayfish share his toys with his neighbour? Because he was shellfish. [selfish] What kind of bull doesn’t have horns? A bull frog What’s green and jumps every five seconds? A frog with the hiccups What did the turtle say to their teacher? You tortoise [taught us] everything we know! What do frogs say after telling jokes? Git – it? Git – it? Why are frogs good at baseball? They catch a lot of fly balls. Why couldn’t the snake talk? It had a frog in its throat. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station. How do snakes say thank-you? “Fangs a lot” What do snakes put on their bathroom walls? Rep-tiles Why did the fish wear a black cap and gown? He was graduating from his school. What do you call a beach party? A shell-ebration What goes .. croak .- croak? A morse toad What did the worm say to the other worm? Where in earth have you been? How did the clam call the other clam? On his shellular phone Who plays for beach parades? The Bass band Where do turtles live? In shell-ters Why was the clam colouring eggs? To help the oyster bunny What did the codfish drive to the beach? A Codillac What do you call a chorus line of a thousand fish? A grand fin-ale |
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